February 2012
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
July 15, 2012 will mark the one year anniversary...
Kits Bobo: Adventurer Extraordinaire ϟ: Oh look... →
pennylessthoughtsanddreams:
About damn time ABC.
All I can say is I hope that somehow either Mary punched him and hoped that it got through his head.
Ruby- “Making sense yet Davy boy, you’re being a douche bag.”
Emma Swan go give your girl a hug, right now! (Also I shipped Red…
Watchsozzney:
Games of Thrones - Season 2
audofusofud sCANNOT WAIT! <333
Zodiac Signs at a restaurant.
ARIES: Wouldn't mind sitting at the bar rather than waiting
TAURUS: Prefers to go to the same restaurant rather than something new.
GEMINI: The one jokingly making fun of a friend.
CANCER: Prefers to wear something comfy than getting too dressed up.
LEO: Wearing something bold or bright. Likes to stand tall to be seen.
VIRGO: Will be seen rearranging the stuff on the table in an orderly fashion.
LIBRA: Unable to decide on what to order.
SCORPIO: Sizing up the place or waitress.
SAGITTARIUS: Will be seen moving restlessly.
CAPRICORN: Wonders why people keeps looking at them.
AQUARIUS: Constantly texting.
PISCES: Trying to be as sweet as they can.
Cassandra Clare: deleted scene from City of Lost... →
cassandraclare:
Clary’s efforts almost went for nothing when she glanced up and saw Sebastian, leaning against the opposite wall of the corridor, his arms crossed, looking at her.
She felt immediately conscious of what she was wearing. The same slip dress she’d worn to the club, but without her boots, her…
“James Potter had a nice laugh. It seemed to spread to every inch of his face,...”
– The Life and Times, Jewels5 (via ishipjily)
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